No….I do not want to be President!

Seriously, this is getting out of hand.  You all have to stop this!

I mean it.  I’m way to busy to run the country too!  But thank you, I’m flattered.  Really.

Update:  Happy 4th of July to my stateside readers.  It’s quite a country when literally anyone can be President.  From a marketing perspective — this is the election version of being Elfed.